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Feeling rushed by the Christmas season this year and need a little extra cheer?
There’s plenty of time to two-day Amazon Prime ship one of these hilarious (but suitable for public wear) Christmas T-shirts to your home before the New Year.
For The Homebody
When you really don’t feel like dragging yourself out on errands or to work, you could at least be wearing this shirt. The “I Just Want To Drink Eggnog, Wrap Presents and Watch Christmas Movies” long-sleeved T-shirt ($19.99) comes in four colors. It’s also good to put on when your kids are acting up: think silent resistance.
For The Cocktail Lover
This Christmas Funny Letters Print Baseball T-shirt ($17.99) with alternate lyrics to “Santa Claus Is Comin’ to Town” will result in chuckles — and maybe an offer of eggnog.
For Your Sardonic Teen
Your teenager may be bah-humbug about participating in much of your holiday plans, but he or she shouldn’t have any problems sporting this Funny Gingerbread Men Christmas T-shirt ($21.99) to the next family function.
For “Game of Thrones” Fans
The HBO TV show may not have ended as many fans hoped. Yet this Santa Candy Cane Throne T-shirt ($19.99) will leave “GoT” watchers with nothing but merry memories.
For Your Toddler
Parents of toddlers will relate to this The Original Retro Brand Nice Naughty I Tried checklist T-shirt ($12) as Christmas approaches. It’s also got a great retro style and will be good to pop on your kids Christmas Eve as they get ready for the big guy to arrive.
For The Yuletide Yogis
Namasleigh, yogis! Maybe this shirt will bring you extra peace of mind this season. There are some other slightly naughtier options under this Tipsyelves listing for Women’s Funny Christmas T-shirts ($19.95) on Amazon.
For The Coffee Addict
If you were first in line for that seasonal latte, you might especially love this “I Run on Coffee and Christmas Cheer” Funny T-shirt ($17.99) long-sleeved top. Good for caffeinated caroling, mailing out stacks of holiday cards and coping with early riser children.
For Geeky Guys And Gals
It’s Ho cubed. Get it? Ho ho ho! Grab this subtle, clever Ho3 Cubed Christmas Math Teacher Funny Gift ($18.93) for your nerdy family member or yourself.
For Grinch Fans
It’s not RBF. It’s RGF: Resting Grinch Face from CreateMyTee ($9.99-18.99)! Perfect for fans of this grumpy cartoon character.
For “Christmas Vacation” Fans
Real aficionados of “National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation” may have their Todd and Margo and “You serious, Clark?” T-shirts? But do they have their “Jelly of the Month Club”($13.99-17.34) ones? It’s the gift that keeps on giving.
Which of these shirts gives you the Christmas jollies?