The best part about Martha Stewart's "apology" for lying to investigators about her involvement with the ImClone stock scandal? The fact that Stewart never actually apologized.

Stewart said "sorry" for starting a feud with Rachael Ray. She even apologized to Jessica Simpson for making insensitive remarks about the loss of the singer's dog.

But did Little Miss Camp Cupcake ever say she was sorry for taking part in a conspiracy that saved her from losing thousands of dollars and gave her a distinct advantage over other investors?

Nope.

To top it off, before heading to jail in 2004, Stewart actually had the nerve to compare herself to Nelson Mandela. That's right, Martha, your five-month sentence at the "Yale" of women's prisons was exactly like the 27 years Mandela spent doing hard labor as a political prisoner.

That was not such a "good thing" to say.

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